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Name: Jared Berkeley
Nicknames: Jare
Birth Date: January 31, 1979
Age: 29
Location: Seattle
Occupation: He's a game show host. His fame is equivilant to that of Bob Barker and the Price is Right.

Fairy-Tale Name: The Emperor
Fairy Tale: The Emperors New Clothes
Abilities: He has the ablity to change his apparel at will. From his shoes to his shirt to the watch that he wears. He can go from looking like a million bucks to looking like he doesn't have a dime in the world.

First Impression: OMG your on TV!
Personality: When on camera he is the cheesy game show host everyone knows and loves. However the moment that camera shuts off he becomes a jackass to most, hating his show and his job and everyone thats involved except the gorgeous, revolving door of models that he shares the stage with. To them and any other woman he is attracted to on his crew he's a charmer. His 100 watt smile and compliments at the drop of a hat. Jared is a major flirt, but can't seem to keep it at just that. Once he starts with the flirting he can't help but let it escalate to as far as he can take it. Sometimes he may have three and four girlfriends at one time. Cheating isn't below him and he thinks that his celebrity status allows for that.

His average everyday personality is a jackass to most. He'll tell you when he thinks something you do is stupid, one thing Jared isn't afraid to do is tell it like it is. He can critisize, make fun of, and hurt anyone that he feels gets in his way. Some of it can be attributed to the massive amount of drugs and alcohol that is in his system but all the rest is strictly him.

Jared can almost always talk his way out of problems. Countless time has he had to defend himself against the producers of the show from canning him because of his drug use or the pictures in the tabloids that are 100% true. The same goes for the women that he has cheated on, half the time he can come up with a good enough excuse to be able to sleep with each girl one or two more times before they realize that he was just blowing smoke up their ass to get them into bed. Sure there are his bad breakups because not all girls can really believe the bullshit he throws them.

[more coming soon]

Likes: Marissa Women. Sexy women
Dislikes: goodie two shoes

Height: six two
Weight: 172
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Samples: 001 // 002 // 003 // 004 // 005

Status: Married
Orientation: Heterosexual.
Turn-Ons: Marissa Tall, blonde, brunette, redheads, women
Turn-Offs: bad teeth, damsel in distress, ugly feet

Sign: Capricorn
Traits:
Personifying Songs:

Played-By: Dane Cook
Disclaimer: I am not Dane Cook. I am not Jared Berkeley. I take no claims to the fairytale or the people.