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November 21st, 2008 @ 1:23pm
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Going out tonight. Anyone joining?
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November 9th, 2008 @ 7:03am
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Madison's 1st birthday is on the 12th. Everyone who knows me or Marissa or Marissa is invited to a party at our place. Its Tinkerbell themed because Marissa hates Taylor Mads hasn't left the costume alone since Halloween.
You all have been told. Be there.
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August 17th, 2008 @ 1:57am
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{Private}
I did it again. Told myself that last time was the one and only time but today on set she just...and fuck. At least its fucking good. .....Great
{End Private}
Oh the things you can see and do on set.
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May 12th, 2008 @ 2:32pm
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Em, if you're still looking for a job I can get you one at the network that does my show. And Brian? I hope you remembered to get mom something for Mothers day. I need to go to Boston and put some flowers on my moms grave
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March 8th, 2008 @ 12:13pm
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Private
Now she chooses to get post pardom depression? Well not now, because shes been ignoring her daughter for two months now. Locking herself in the damn room, she even found a way to change the lock! I can't fucking believe it. One minute she was overjoyed to have a daughter and now Maddisons name makes her cringe and turn into this...I don't even know. The doctor said that theres really nothing we can do about it, just let it run its course since she refuses to take medicine of any sort.
I can't keep taking Maddison to work with me, wearing one of those baby things with a baby in it doesn't really bode well with the image the network is trying to keep me in. Nor do I like my assitant spending more time with my daughter than my own wife. This is fucking pissing me off to no end. I even had to hide the damn alcohol from her because when things get 'too hard' she takes a shot. Since when did Marissa turn into me?
I'm slipping. I can feel the twinge in my arm each time something goes wrong. Every time Marissa refues to hold Maddison the ache to shoot up is there. I can't keep ignoring it.
I'm not going to tell anyone about Marissa yet.
End Private
Brian, You and I are going out tonight. Tam, you're babysitting your niece. Lilly, where the fuck are you? Clarice, don't burn the house down while I'm gone.
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December 19th, 2007 @ 11:56pm
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I'm going to explode.
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November 23rd, 2007 @ 7:21pm
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I think it was the first day since becoming a dad I've gone more than half an hour without holding her. Madison was just passed around the family while they waited for food and when she wasn't in one of their hands Marissa was freaking out and insisting on holding her.
I don't want to go to the fucking beach in November....because its fucking November.
Nothing better than a leftover turkey sandwich complete with stuffing and mash potatoes.
[[All member of the Ambrose/Berkeley family were invited to Marissa and Jareds house for the holiday. They had a big dinner and whatnot since I'm sure crazy lady would have wanted everyone around to see the kid]]
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November 15th, 2007 @ 1:37am
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I'm a dad. How fucking scary is that shit?
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November 8th, 2007 @ 11:38pm
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{Tamsyn Only}
Tam, I need you to help me with something.
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October 17th, 2007 @ 1:52pm
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Tamsyn...Lilly...Clarice?...Maybe Carly too?
You're going to my premiere with me.
End of story.
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October 14th, 2007 @ 12:53am
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{Private}
I think I might be excited.
For my movie. And for my baby.
{End Private}
It's strange seeing previews for the movie Rissa made me do.
Then again it took long enough.
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September 1st, 2007 @ 8:41pm
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:Blocked from Marissa:
I don't know what she wants from me. One minute shes begging me to be in the same room as her and the next shes getting huffy because I sit in a chair. She clings to me so she can yell at me.
I don't know how much of this I can take.
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August 30th, 2007 @ 2:09am
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LILLY JANE BERKELEY!!!!
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August 20th, 2007 @ 5:56am
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[Blocked from Marissa, Jase and anyone who is wanting to kick Jareds ass, so basically those that didn't and don't want to threaten him]
Jesus fucking Christ!
I told Marissa if I tried to come and see her my ass would get fucking handed to me. And I didn't even get up to the fucking doorway, just to the end of the fucking driveway before that fuckhead she calls an ex, blocked me with his car and decided to use me for a punching bag.
I can't see out of my left eye, and my lip is swollen. Because of the eye thing I couldn't drive anywhere else and had to hide the car on the side of the garage and then sneak into the basement through that damned window.
Guess its a good thing Brian and I locked the girls in here when they were arguing because no one will come in it. There is no way I can let Marissa see me like this, it'd only make matters worse.
Fucking hell.
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August 18th, 2007 @ 1:42pm
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TABLOID - A newspaper of small format giving the news in condensed form, usually with illustrated, often sensational material
Fuck you all. It is now apparent how little all my family and friends think of me. Fantastic really.
[[ooc: it is very unlikely that Jared will respond to anyone but feel free to spam away anyways.]]
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August 6th, 2007 @ 4:16pm
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I cant f ind mt car.
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August 3rd, 2007 @ 11:40pm
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I'm going out.
::PRIVATE TO EM::
Watch marissa for me okay?
Make sure she doesn't get out of bed.
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July 17th, 2007 @ 2:33pm
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Damn.
She moved.
It's crazy.
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July 12th, 2007 @ 3:49pm
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[Simon Only]
What're you doing?
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July 5th, 2007 @ 11:29pm
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Private to Lilly
Thanks for apologizing.
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June 27th, 2007 @ 1:15pm
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[Private to Lilly Berkeley]
Where the fuck are you?
Don't even try to give me some bullshit lie either!
[End Private to Lilly Berkeley]
[Private to Tam]
I don't care where you are, what you're doing or who you're with you need to get back here now before you no longer have a fucking sister.
[End Private to Tam]
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June 17th, 2007 @ 1:19am
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[Private to Em(Clarice)]
You are an idiot.
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June 16th, 2007 @ 1:05am
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[Blocked from Marissa]
I just thought I'd let you all know that marissa isn't the horrible one here.
You are.
Hate me all you want, I don't fucking care, I'm use to it by now but she didn't do anything wrong.
We're legally married...boo fucking who...but did you guys even bother to ask why?
No, you just started bitching her out apparently so I'll fill you in.
First off she didn't want to have to chose a fucking Maid of Honor, because of the fucking shit that would come out of it. If she picked Clarice over Carly shit would hit the fan, if she picked Carly over Clarice shit would have hit the fan and if she chose her actual best friend neither of her sister would have been happy and would have thought it meant she didn't love them. And in case you haven't noticed none of her friends really like me and would have objected the first chance they got...she didn't want that in the ceremony. Who would?
She thought you guys would be happy for her. And she was planning on having a ceremoney to include everyone when we got back. But I think you guys just pretty much blew that one out of the water tonight. So thank you. Thanks for making the pregnant woman cry and lock herself in her bedroom because her entire family hates her now. And thanks for ruining the night she found out she was having a little girl, I'm sure she'll fucking appreciate it in the morning when she wakes up.
Fuck you all.
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